Tolkien weeps

And it's goofier than Spock's "If I Had a Hammer," too.

He said, she said ...

You gotta love it.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

"We track library books better than we track pedophiles." That's a quote from now-former Representative Mark Foley (R-Fla.), talking to John Walsh, the host of one of Two Wheels Good's favorite not-guilty pleasures, "America's Most Wanted." Of course, Foley probably had too much Republican-style hubris to figure out that all those congressional pages, young lads they were, he'd been hitting on wouldn't come back to bite him in his closet-homosexual Republican ass, big time. There is a word for that. It starts with "s," and it rhymes with "cupidity."

Thanks for the unintentional laughs, Foley.