Here's the pussyboy who shot that tame bear

Not the main singer, but the other, dark-heared one, Troy Gentry, the one driving the Suburban with the dead buck stupidly strapped to the hood, is the the assclown who paid some guy $4K for Cubby the captive tame bear, so he could shoot it with a bow and arrow on a disingenuous video to show everyone what a manly man he is. Meanwhile, the music video, pictured above, is a catalog of wingnut cliches, the kind of Leni Riefenstahl with weeping pedal steel that pretty much dominates corporate suburb and western programming for the knuckle-draggin' Jeebus set, and this is what country music would sound like if the Nazis had won the Second World War. Which, um, uh, I guess they did, eventually, although it took them until January 20, 2001 to put their new Adolf, or Jethro Mussolini, or George Dubya What the Fuck into the catbird seat. Anyway, this is what Nazi country music sounds like. Enjoy. Or, should I say, sieg heil, and pick you out an eat-shit bass line?

Caption this, Einstein ...

I think that if we ever dump the American flag because of Bush regime damage, we should adopt a groovy new flag design that adapts to clown suits ... like, um, Croatia's! As this rather ripped soccer fan video demonstrates, it would make for surreal escapades to other countries. Where's the FIFA World Cup in 2010, and how man bozos can we fit on the bus?

To all my Dalmatian coast wiggas

Hrvatski hip-hop. I think Snoop Dog should learn a Slavic language. Sorry this place has been the home of dead blogs lately, but I have been really uninspired lately. Anyone got any suggestions as to how a wigga might get some inspiration?