This "blog" be sucking, mm-hmm ...

Yeah, I know. All you faithful reader(s) of Two Wheels Good are pretty darned disappointed with me. Why am I not taking the time to recount any of the sordid happenings in my life for the past six months, when life seemed like I was Jimmy Stewart who stumbled into the wrong David Lynch movie? Why am I not recalling any of my great chemical-induced experiences back when I lived in Las Vegas, like the time we took hallucinogens, then went to Abbey Rents to rent wheelchairs so we could wheel ourselves into the Jerry Lewis Telethon?

Patience, patience ...