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Going out to see some music tonight. Apparently people aren't wearing "trucker caps," or at least the true "hipsters" aren't, or at least the one person who bothered to post anything on this board doesn't.

Fuck it. I don't even bother to wear caps of any kind anymore, because it might mess up my totally ghey hair. If I had a coonskin cap, I might wear one, but that might require carrying some kind of stupid firearm around to shoot "varmints," as it were, and these days shlepping around a gun on city streets might not be a really keen idea.

Anyway, if anyone reads this by, oh, August, are there any good and devilish shows to hit this weekend? I'm totally clueless, as my "hipster" friends are wont to remind me, as it were.