Bulgarian disco singers are homina homina
At least Desi Slava is. Here's her new single. (And it isn't the dude you see pictured, and I'm begging for some comments here, reader.)
posted by Jackson Griffith at
7:25 PM
Saturday, August 05, 2006
At least Desi Slava is. Here's her new single. (And it isn't the dude you see pictured, and I'm begging for some comments here, reader.)
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"Here's how it's gonna work, Desislava Arnaz - first, stop crying and shut up - DON"T FUCKING PANIC - we're gonna get you to belch cute-sexy (or sexy-cute, artist's discretion) into this mic, then spend the rest of the studio budget Auto-Tuning and compressing the living fuck out of it until the harmonies are as tight as the pickled frog-ass on Shakira's Hometown Buffett, if you follow. Whatever, sleep on it. I'm sorry, I meant stay UP on it. So, yeah, then we fix it real nice in the video - your oiled rack under a vaguely Cher-like cottonwood tree of blonde process, cavorting in cut-off camo in the middle of the Bulgarian, uh... jungle! Yeah, that's fucking MONEY, plastic-surgeon money! And speaking of, can we get one of those Bolivian powerboats like on Miami Vice. Not that J. Foxx-Colin Fairy outing, get me the kinda shit that comes in hetero-friendly pastels and you drive (pilot? captain? whatever, get the PA to work it out) in espadrilles. ESPADRILLES, motherfuckers! Anyway. And get some lighting on you that makes every frame look like a disco mongrel born of Roxy Music's Country Life album cover and a bad Jurrassic acid trip. We'll get my 14 year-old daughter and her gay friend to look aloof and hot on the coke-boat, and OH! Speaking of every frame, tell thy editor we have a 60-frame cut minimum, 'aight? Don't wanna lose any of the kids. How do you say "Adderall" in Bulgaria-n? Where's the fucking PA? Where's the DOP? FUCK! Ok, everybody settle down, I'm telling you, this'll work! DON'T PANIC. Gimme 20 minutes and you can take those extensions out."
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