"Too much rumpy-pumpy"

A recent gossip item in the London Mirror opined that just-married actress Nicole Kidman, who showed up with some bruises on her thighs at a party, was the recipient of "too much rumpy-pumpy" from her new hubby, Australian suburb 'n' western crooner Keith Urban, on their honeymoon. Apparently, "rumpy-pumpy" is Limey slang for straight-up hetero banging. Dunno about that in this case; Urban always seemed a bit, well, kind of a three-letter word often modified by phrases such as "... as a tree full of parrots," so perhaps rear entry is the portal he's most familiar with, as in woof-woof style. Or maybe I'm confusing Urban with Kenny Chesney? Aah, all that modern crapola that passes for "country music" these days is pretty darn, um, Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy, if you ask me.

Anyway, here we have the former Public Broadcasting System kiddie-show host Melanie Martinez, who apparently lost her gig once the fundamentalist Gooper nitwits now running that network found about this particular public-service announcement and a few other, similar ones that Ms. Martinez had made for a spoof website, TechnicalVirgin.com. Lesson learned: You can't employ humor or irony in a society run by Torquemadist retards.



Gotta hand it to the Brazilians, though, for this spoof on how best to butter up those hot buns before breakfast.