It's just a barrel of laughs with this bunch

Yep. The Middle East is going up in flames and global warming is accelerating and most of us non-billionaires are really starting to feel the squeeze. Meanwhile, Pretzeldent A-Dubya-O-L is having a jolly good time. Jeez, what a colossal pendejo.

And dig where our illustrious Decider In Chief namechecks a certain ABC News veteran. As a New York Times succinctly put it, "Never-was calls Donaldson Has-been."