Thugz get the girl, even in Turkmenistan

Proof posi that it doesn't pay to be a square bear when there's girls involved, even in the dictatorship of far-off Turkmenistan on the eastern shore of the Caspian Sea. Note how our well-scrubbed romantic ballad singer makes a strong case for connubial bliss in a choice concrete Soviet-era apartment complex, but when Mr. Cool rolls up in his Bimmer and represents like 50 Kopek with the hand gestures and thug veneer, all bets are off. Plus he probably has better drugs, but that's kind of hard to ascertain from the narrative, and my Turkmen is a little rusty these days so I coundn't tell if he was "rapping" about an 8-ball or dining-room furniture.