Why aren't car commercials like this over here?

Part one ...



... and part two.

Dunno if you ever wanted a car that looks like what might happen if a Nash Ambassador impregnated a Volkswagen Karmann-Ghia, but I would love to get my hands one one of these rear-engined Czechoslovakian babies, especially if it handles as well as it does here. Dig the cool jazz soundtrack, too, and the overall Avengers vibe. I want my circa-1962 Tatra 603, now! And you?