All hail Serdar Saparmurat Turkmenbashi the Great! (Part 2)

Here's some choice psychedelic political propaganda, from our friends in the Central Asian democracy of Turkmenistan, whose affairs are decided by the decidership of the great and glorious unitary executive Turkmenbashi. You will enjoy, and imagine that if the Republican Party in the United States continues to foist a cult of personality based around the current American Decider In Chief, it needs to step up its game considerably. Karl Rove should watch this, as should Ken Mehlman and others in the Public Relations communitariat.

Instructive lessons can be found. Replace the post-Ottoman pop with the finest creations of Nashville, with added mind-roasting guitar from Ted Nugent, Jeff "Skunk" Baxter and other unitary executive-friendly "rock" guitarists. Also: Boost the eye-catching psychedelic components; if references are required outside of viewing this Turkmenbashi video, ingestion of Amanita muscaria in a controlled setting, such as a golf course, is recommended for Mr. Rove and Mehlman by four out of five Herr Doktor Frists.

This new Bush Our Glorious Unitary Supreme campaign can be aired on all networks as public affairs programming free of charge, but should be tested in front of an audience whose allegiance is already unquestioned, or in less opaque language, it should be rolled out on Fox News every half hour, to document how well the lemmings are edified. This will work. Trust I and I on this.

All hail Serdar Saparmurat Bushmenbashi the Great!